Friday, August 04, 2000

they should be wormheads maybe, that would work with the alien thing - nahh - just big bulbous heads, space, jesus, a couple of robots and flying saucers, and the message will spring to me.

posted by Eddie 8/04/2000 09:13:23 AM

Well I've started in on the alien heads, although I got a recommendation to turn them into mosquito children, it was too late. Besides, I want to keep their cute expressions.


I watched bits of the convention last night and realized I might be illegal soon. Subterranean right wingers finned lazily like hungry crocs, just under the surface of the convention, biting their leathery tongues along rows of sharp, crooked teeth. Biding their time, they wait for America to come to the edge and dip in. Soon they'll chop off my fingers and make me paint with my bleeding knuckles!....or not. I guess I like to think I'm threatened in such a dramatic manner.

posted by Eddie 8/04/2000 08:32:30 AM

I do believe that alien children are programmed to believe in God. Time for coffee.

posted by Eddie 8/04/2000 03:55:40 AM

Thursday, August 03, 2000

My next subject is a child portrait which I will probably give alien heads to. Should the title be, Alien children are baptised in molten lava? or Alien children are not given human flesh to eat until they are 3, incase they're allergic..? or .... any suggestions?

posted by Eddie 8/03/2000 07:39:56 PM

My name is Eddie Breen(sometimes) and I paint on other peoples paintings. Everytime I look at a painting, I can see where it could be improved, so if I can get my mitts on it, I paint into it. I was driving around the other day looking through garbage cans for art (breenables) and listening to the public radio station when an interview with John Waters came up. Waters was gleefully gushing Liberace admiration and relating how he heard that Liberace insisted his lover get plastic surgery to resemble him(Liberace). What about Satan - he needs to look like Christ, but would Christ make him do it? Probably not - Christ wouldn't like it. In fact, Christ would be annoyed. But appearances are everything, and if Satan could find a plastic surgeon who wasn't too scared of him, well, he'd be all set. Then maybe he could get back upstairs. So I went home, pulled out a portrait and started painting all over it as usual - the result of which became - 'To Get God To Give Him Another Chance, Satan Had A Plastic Surgeon Give Him Jesus' Face.'

posted by Eddie 8/03/2000 11:41:03 AM