Wednesday, October 11, 2000

I went to the art store today was ready to buy buy buy!!!! But I made the mistake of asking the woman behind the counter if she was a painter. She said yes. So I asked her, swallowing my pride, how you paint teensy-weensy, you know, really small and detailed, like an elaborate Renaissance or Baroque painting? Do you use special brushes? One-haired synthetic one atom thick laser guided brushes? No, she said, you just use regular brushes. I gaped. You mean you don't even use any kind of magnifying fly-tying kind of equipment for the in close tiny teeny-teeny work? No, she said, just regular old brushes, maybe you shouldn't be painting if it hurts your eyes or something.

It suddenly dawned on me, her sitting there mum and stoney, that she wasn't going to tell me the big secret! She wasn't going to spawn any competitors in the tiny atomic molecular realm! She wanted the field all to herself and the rest of those detail oriented painters! The bitch! I will find out what the secret equipment is, and where to buy it! I kept my breenish identity to myself - but one of these days I WILL see how many angels I can paint screwing on the head of a pin!

I bet if Judy worked there she would have been more helpful. I just finished finishing Judy below.
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posted by Eddie 10/11/2000 10:45:54 AM