Tuesday, June 26, 2001
Today is one of those days when I was just waiting for the phone to ring. I had one person I needed to speak to all day - and she just wouldn't call me back - yet, there were my paints, there was a prebreen, screw it all, I thought, I'm just going to paint.
The prebreen was a portrait of a couple skiing. The snow put me in a Candyland frame of mind which quickly turned nightmarish when I gave the candy-cane question marks insectile millipede type legs and pincer mouths. Don't suck on them! I put lollipops in but left them looking delicous as I was eating one at the time I painted them.
When I see a skiing scene I think of old sixties movies where the guys are always trying to score at the apres-ski parties. This reminded me of a gift my mom gave me when I was 14 in an effort to nudge my sexual orientation along in the right direction. Or maybe she just took pity on the poor little shy horn-dog i that was. She gave me a book called, 'How to Pick Up Chicks.'.
As sleazy and cold-blooded and manipulative as the book was, it had some good technical advice to keep one from shooting oneself in the foot. The biggest rule that I remember was, don't talk about yourself, get her to talk about herself, and hang on every word!
Anyway, so, looking at this painting, I have this image of a woman with many beautiful eyes, and a guy who is all mouth, talking about himself in an attempt to impress her, and because, well, he hasn't read the book.
I put in a blue narrator to explain the scene, and he is so upset he cries. Male and female paper dolls circle his tongue.
PREBREEN.
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POSTBREEN.
posted by Eddie 6/26/2001 12:56:13 PM
Monday, June 25, 2001
This used to be a painting of a dog and doll on a wicker chair. I turned
the dog into a monkey, infused the doll with a kind of what happened to
baby Jane feel, popped in a Mondrianish background, then shoehorned in an
ironic science versus religion theme! Oh, and I also gratuitously put an
interesting realtor I recently met in there (he's selling a condo my
family owns in Cambridge.) He seems very scientific and on the ball about
the market, quoting comps and square foot prices - I was extremely
impressed. Now he better sell the damn thing. Text over his head
says,'This is a scientific condo worth 4.79 per square foot!'
My brother informed me that I am a moron, and that it should be $479 per square foot. Whatever! Math is not my strong suit.
Just a little light summer reading.
posted by Eddie 6/25/2001 06:48:38 PM