Saturday, November 17, 2001
I looked at this little girl and thought, "Here she comes, Miss America." Then robots and insects started a battle in my cerebral cortex and voila! A particularly nonsensical breen! ..OR IS IT???
BEFORE BREENING

AFTER BREENING

posted by Eddie 11/17/2001 01:16:12 PM
This originally started as a gentleman peacefully smoking his pipe, but there was something very wierd about his black eyes, and I thought of the Goya painting of Saturn devouring his children. But failing to retain any decades old memories of mythology or art history, I'm not quite sure why Saturn ate his children. I figured he would devour his children for the same reason any of us devour our children. Because THEY WAKE US UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT FOR THE DUMBEST REASONS!(disclaimer: Eddie Breen is just kidding around and would never consume his son, unless he was really really really hungry.)
BEFORE BREENING

AFTER BREENING

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posted by Eddie 11/17/2001 07:04:13 AM
Thursday, November 15, 2001
Yesterday, I drove from Boston to New Jersey and back with my pal Fritz to pick up my new car - a 1969 Chevy Suburban that I got on Ebay. We rented a small Ford Escort for the ride down from Hertz, which we discovered too late, smelled like sewage. When you turned on the fan it was though you were suddenly sitting in a much used jet aircraft rest room, so we cranked the windows down and froze out butts off, driving toward NYC at 80 mph. I've had an '86 blazer for several years now, but could never fit long paintings in it, so decided I needed one of the biggest automobiles on the planet. I was going to get a mid-eighties suburban originally, but then i went on ebay and saw this baby. A future of breakdowns and endlessly imposing on friends for rides now appears likely, but what the hell, what a color! Breen Green!

posted by Eddie 11/15/2001 02:37:47 PM