Wednesday, February 13, 2002
Text says, 'Creationist Carla tried to wash the DNA from her hair with holy water!' Of special note - Dino Jesus, Australopithecine Satan, Tammy-Faye Baker makeup. Hominid Darwin came out kind of like Magilla-Gorilla for those of you old enough to remember him. The holy water is in a sippy cup. You have to suck on a sippy cup to convince the holy water to flow, which she is not doing. Why a sippy cup? Why not a water bottle? What does it mean?
BEFORE BREENING

AFTER BREENING

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posted by Eddie 2/13/2002 04:21:21 AM
Monday, February 11, 2002
This started out as a hairstyling school mannequin head. I believe this was originally used by students before they were let loose on the public. The student who had this one probably didn't feel he had enough expertise to tackle the beard, which looked daunting to me as well. The head appears to be comprised of a rubberized coating over a styrofoam substance.

After I first breened this up, it looked like Rasputin, which would have been fine, except I wanted weirder. So then I surgically removed it's face which I stapled to the back of its' neck.

This is a unique breen in a couple of ways. First, it has no text, and second, it is 3D. This piece is not for the easily spooked! I was going to cram some text in after the fact(Brad couldn't get a date), but something held me back. Not the thought that I'd screw it up, I ignore that voice all the time.
Mrs. Breen made me hide the head from our son, but I think it creeps her out more than it would him. So I've put it in a place out of sight, until one of us decides to break our current fad diet. Maybe a scary head is just what Dr. Sears orders!

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posted by Eddie 2/11/2002 04:53:35 PM