Saturday, August 02, 2003

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The text says, "Mummy Captain Pilots Holy Ghost Ship!" The Pyramid alligator church explains, "He was the only one qualified!" After getting my point across I just doodled all over the painting in a kind of pseudo-heiroglyphic grouping of iconic items of the type you might find in a cigar box.


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posted by Eddie 8/02/2003 04:57:12 AM

Monday, July 28, 2003

PREBREEN


POSTBREEN

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The text says, 'John F. Jesus had better teeth than the other Jesus!' Also shown are Franklin D. Jesus, George Jesus, Abraham Jesus, Jimmy Jesus and Richard M. Jesus. These guys only bear the slightest resemblance to the presidents I was modelling them after. I keep forgetting how crappy I am at actually painting something that looks like somebody. The ozama devil is at the bottom of the frame, rubbing a magic lamp and summoning Dubya, who is clutching a bomb. Dubya says, "My church and state got mixed up somehow." Again, my poor portrait skills resulted in a Dubya who looks more like Reagan, which is okay too. !

posted by Eddie 7/28/2003 04:14:31 AM