Thursday, August 21, 2003
BEFORE BREENING

AFTER
BREENING

To bid
on this painting, go
Here.
About 24" X 20" acrylic on oil? on canvasboard. The corners of
the original are slightly mooshed, but should be okay in a frame.
The
text says, "Chocolate Venus of Willendorf Bunny Ate Herself Alive!"
This
painting illustrates the chocolate, sex, life and death cycle, the wheel I feel
like I'm spinning on at the moment. Mrs. Breen sometimes works for this
chocolate company which loads her down with pounds and pounds of free
chocolates. This unfortunate circumstance puts temptation on the kitchen
counter, as we both pad back and forth throughout the day for just one more!
There is an upside and a downside to this. Upside - chocolate seems to put Mrs.
Breen in a very frisky mood. Downside - gravity becomes more pronounced for both
of us and massive gobblings of chocolate certainly shortens your life span.
Recent studies have shown, ironically, if you nearly starve yourself to death,
you live twice as long, at least rats do. WE will not last long.
My
current midlife crisis is reflected in a couple of places(a post-spawn red
salmon washed up on the rocks to be picked apart by the bears)as well as in the
main theme of self-consumption.
Those chocolates are too GOOD! Put this
one on the fridge.
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posted by Eddie 8/21/2003 07:35:16 AM